You get a mini-poster by Cankor artist Matt Allison--and let's play a name game!
almost 3 years ago – Tue, May 18, 2021 at 01:27:23 PM

Hey! You! Yeah, you! YOU RULE!!!!

Crazy gains, guys. WOW. So damn pumped about how many of you want to own/read/display God Hates Astronauts in your homes/bathrooms/tree houses! You've unlocked a Matt Allison mini-poster--dude is a genius artist and we are all richer for it! Doin' a sweet New Gods cover riff! 

SO! Let's do something fun! 

The next stretch goal is a Browne Towne classic--I'm going to completely rescript the new issue of GHA to make an entirely new story! I've done this with GOATS EAT CASTANETS and THE GARBAGE EDITION--but this time I'd like your help naming it! SO, SO! I'm looking for a three word title with the words having the initials GHA. So, GRAPE HATTED ASSHOLES or GRAND HIPPO ANALYSIS--something like that. SOMETHING GHA.

Please comment with your ideas and I'll pick the best one--try and, uh, only give me a couple good ones and not a bazillion from each person. LET'S GET CREATIVE/PLEASE BE FUNNY FOR ME SO I DON'T HAVE TO! I'll keep this going for a while--the winner will get their name in the credits as TITLE MASTER. GIMMIE IDEAS!

AND FINALLY…

Cool people Aubrey "Beef Bros" Sitterson and Chris "Zombie Dickheads" Moreno have a new Kickstarter ending soon! STONED MASTER! Looks awesome--and I backed it--and I want that comic, so jump on over and help them hit their goal. So close! LINK!

OKAY! YOU GUYS RULE--HIT ME WITH THOSE GHA NAMES!

Ryan

Whoa! So much unlocked--and now--SHIRTS!
almost 3 years ago – Sat, May 15, 2021 at 06:09:23 PM

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WHOA--WAIT, WHAT?!?
almost 3 years ago – Tue, May 11, 2021 at 02:22:06 AM

You guys. YOU GUYS!?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!? Y'ALL GETTIN' A BOOK! A GREAT BIG BOOK WITH ALL THE PAGES!

You helped hit the goal in 29 minutes--29 MINUTES! That's a new Browneton Abbey Kickstarter record!

Wow.

Okay. 

Deep breath--WHO IS READY FOR SOME STRETCH GOALS!? YOU'RE UNLOCKING THEM AS FAST AS I CAN UPDATE THEM! Here's where we are at.

$32,420 (UNLOCKED): Everyone who gets something mailed to them gets a sticker! YES! Stick it somewhere that isn't on me or my property!

$38,420 (UNLOCKED): BOOK UPGRADE 1--A cloth bookmark sewn into the spine! Finally you don't have to read the book in one sitting!

$41,420 (UNLOCKED): Everyone who gets something mailed to them gets a signed bookplate!

$44,420 (UNLOCKED): BOOK UPGRADE 2! The book now features a single fold out page at the beginning! What will be on it? It's up for me to know and for you to find out!

$47,420 (LOCKED): BOOK UPGRADE 3! SOFT TOUCH FINISH! You'll love the way this book feels so much you'll never put it down--EVER.

$54,420 (LOCKED): ????

By the time you read this more might even be unlocked! HOLY COW! And we are almost out of I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S NO BUTTER--gonna need a new special edition…something without burgers…

Okay. Going to take a quick nap. You guys are just incredible. 

COMICS! AM I RIGHT?!?

Ryan